Osama bin SHOT

Piše: Sven Mikulec

Samo mali uvid u reakcije holivudskih faca (i prijatelja) kad su čuli za bin Ladena…

Arnold Schwarzenegger:
“I’m proud of our men and women in uniform. Wherever you are, take a minute to say thank you to one of the brave heroes who serve our country.”

Christina Applegate:
“Let me try this one more time… My heart raced when I heard the news. The terror he caused us was epic. The lives lost, too many…”

Tyra Banks:
“My brother has been a Us soldier for over twenty years. Today I salute him and all of our brave, selfless miltary women and men.”

Jimmy Fallon:
“Got bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.”

Neil Patrick Harris:
“Everyone is sitting around my living room, mouths agape. Wow, what a night. Thank you, Mr. President, for such an eloquent speech.”

Spike Lee:
“President Obama, May God Bless you and May God Bless The United States of America.”

Bill Maher:
“Somali pirates, Gaddafi’s son, now bin Laden – do NOT fuck with Obama, he’s Gangsta!!”

Paris Hilton:
“Just landed back in LA, so happy to hear the news of Osama bin Laden’s death. He was the face of terrorism and such an evil man. The world is a much better place with him not in it.”

Ralph “Wax on, wax off” Macchio:
“Obama now speaking about bin Laden being killed. Hope this brings some sense of justice for 9/11 families.”

Kirstie Alley:
“Ding Dong the Witch is dead… the wicked witch.. Ding Dong the wicked witch is dead!!!!!!”

Chris Jericho:
“To the brave soldier that shot bin Laden: drinks on me for the rest of your life.”

Jim Gaffigan:
“Just a heads up. Bin Laden jokes will be annoying in exactly one minute.”

Charlie Sheen:
“Dead or alive. WE PREFER DEAD. Well done, SEAL team. That’s how we roll.”

Jimmy Kimmel:
“I really hope Bin Laden didn’t get reincarnated as one of Mariah Carey’s babies.”

 

All is merry on the western front…

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